GEORGE NOORY's
FAVORITE STUPID EXPRESSIONs...
[...a perfect example of THE STUPID LOOK...???]


[...GEORGE NOORY...A.K.A...ROGET'S THESAURUS] NEVER misses an opportunity to sound STUPID...


[...CHINESE PROVERB: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt...]


[...GEORGE NOORY...obvious lack of manners is due in part to his lousy parents...]


[...with GLEE in his voice it is obvious to all that GEORGE NOORY enjoys being an IDIOT...]


[...I THANK GOD that GEORGE NOORY is an IDIOT...It makes for GREAT ENTERTAINMENT]


[...Just wonderdering why it is so important that GEORGE NOORY mouth SOUND EFFECTs during a CONVERSATION which is ANNOYING as someone laughing at their own JOKEs...]


[...When DOCTOR JOEL D. WALLACH is in TOWN...GEORGE NOORY grabs his DUNCE CAP, and of course, wears it with pride...]



[...only a stupid GEORGE NOORY would repeat the following over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again... ...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again... ...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again... ...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again... ...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again... ???]

"JJJEEEZZZEEE" ["...a person using this expression can only be considered as being SERIOUSLY RETARDED"...EDITOR COMMENT]
"OH JJJEEEZZZEEE"
"AAH JJJEEEZZZEEE"
"JJJEEEZZZEEE...I never would have known that...!!!"
"OH BOY...!!!"
"ME TOO"
"HHHmmm...???"
"REALLY...!!!"
"OH REALLY"
"WOW"
"WOW...!!!"
"INTERESTING"
"INTERESTING FACT"
"THAT's INTERESTING"
"THAT's INTENSE"
"THAT's EMOTIONAL"
"THAT's a POSSIBILITY"
"THAT's DRAMATIC"
"HUGE"
"ASTOUNDING"
"THAT's ASTOUNDING"
"HHHaaa"
"aaaHHH HHHaaa" ["...a person using this expression can only be considered as being SERIOUSLY RETARDED"...EDITOR COMMENT]
"aaaHHH HHHaaa...SATAN WORSHIPPERs...!!!"
"UNBELIEVABLE...!!!"
"Do you BELIEVE in GOD...???"
"RIGHT"
"THAT's RIGHT"
"I BET...!!!"
"HORRIBLE...!!!"
"CRAZY..."
"THAT's CRAZY"
"IT's CRAZY"
"IT's CRAZY STUFF"
"IT's AMAZING STUFF"
"AMAZING STUFF"
"THAT's CRAZY STUFF"
"AAH"
"YUP"
"FANTASTIC...!!!"
"EXACTLY"
"OH MY GOD"
"OH MY GOD IT's HUGE"
"OH GOD"
"OH MY GOD YEAH"
"MY GOD"
"THAT's WEIRD"
"THAT is SCARY"
"THAT's TRUE"
"THAT's SCARY"
"THAT's FANTASTIC"
"IT's WEIRD"
"MY GOSH"
"OH GOSH"
"That's BIZARRE"
"IT's BIZARRE"
"That is BIZARRE"
"That is BIZARRE isn't it...???"
"FASCINATING"
"IT's UNCANNY"
"VIABLE PEOPLE"
"SUPER"
"THAT's AMAZING"
"AMAZING"
"GOOD PERSON"
"GOOD POINT"
"SURE"
"OH SURE"
"SURE IS"
"DRAMATIC STUFF"
"...STUFF LIKE THAT"
"STAGGERING"
"WHOA"
"WHOA...!!!"
"YOU BET"
"ELECTRIFYING"
"ECTOPLASM"
"...CURSE...???"
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[NOTE: GEORGE NOORY is under the impression that he is sooooo F!@#ing ORIGINAL...]


[NOTE: GEORGE NOORY is under the impression that he is sooooo F!@#ing INTELLIGENT...]



[...only a stupid PARROTT and only a stupid GEORGE NOORY would repeat the following over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again...over and over again... over and over again... over and over again... ???]

"My throat had an encounter with a PIZZA HOT POCKET"
"I did live in DETROIT"
"MY DAUGHTER got flooded out in ST. LOUIS"
"I moved to in ST. LOUIS 1979"
"ST. LOUIS...I spend half my time there"
"I don't believe in COINCIDENCES"
"MY AUNT was playing with a RADIO in the BATHTUB and DROWNED"
"I was a LIEUTENANT in the NAVY...STATE SIDE"
"I had my differences with ART BELL"
"I remember the TROOPs coming back from VIETNAM"
"There's no question about it"
"It's like flying a plane"
"That could be too...!!!"
"It's like a dream"
"I think so too"
"REVOLUTIONARY TOO"
"Its gotta stop"
"GEORGE ADAMSKI was the FIRST CONTACTEE"
"At age 21...STANTON T. FRIEDMAN was my first interview"
"YUP...I was around for STANTON T. FRIEDMAN's last interview"
"It sure is"
"They sure can"
"I don't like CLOWNS"
"SATURN...I had my first TELESCOPE...3 inch refractor"
"It Truly Is"
"MINE just turned ninety"
"That's Absolutely True"
"That is Absolutely True"
"You may be RIGHT"
"That is very HUGE"
"That's HUGE"
"Who knows...???"
"...GOOD FOR YOU"
"...A CLASSIC CASE"
"Good for him"
"EDGAR CAYCE...THE SLEEPING PROPHET"
"It all works"
"You're like my MOTHER"
"Oh they're BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE...!!!"
"Not all PRIESTS are PEDOPHILES..!!!" ["...TOO STUPID"...EDITOR COMMENT]
"Well that is TRUE"
"It is HUGE"
"Is HUGE"
"Which is HUGE"
"HUGE UNCERTAINTY"
"That is unbelivable"
"It's unbelivable"
"Do you agree with me that people are acting WEIRD right now"
"It's out of CONTROL"
"YES...I knew that..."
"I think we have lost our way"
"GET RID OF THE QUIJA BOARD"
"I'm a concealed weapons permit holder"
"It was one of the worst wasn't it"
"ADOPH HITLER I don't think his soul is good at all"
"Not to negate your believe in GOD"
"ABSOLUTELY...ABSOLUTELY...ABSOLUTELY..."
"That's GREAT...!!!"
"That's an amazing story"
"...a great story"
"That's a HUGE story out there"
"That sounds like a HUGE PROBLEM...???"
"Amazing isn't it...???"
"INTERESTING TAKE"
"INTERESTING TAKE there"
"THAT's an INTERESTING TAKE"
"THAT's an INTERESTING TAKE on that"
"THAT's an INTERESTING TAKE too"
"THAT's your TAKE on..."
"INTERESTING TAKE on that"
"Logic would TAKE care of that"
"...born in DETROIT"
"At age 19 RADIO WXYZ"
"We'll get your TAKE on this"
"...he's a GOOD GUY...!!!"
"GOOD GUY INDEED...!!!"
"...GREAT GUY...!!!"
"My sisters went to MICHIGAN STATE"
"Very interesting information"
"What are your thoughts about EVIL...???"
"I was 13 at the time..."
"It's very sad"
"How right he was..."
"STRANGE..."
"That is STRANGE"
"Hate those CLOWNs"
"My UNCLE in MASSACHUSETTS..."
"What happens when you pull THE DEATH CARD...???"
"We're all over the place...!!!"
"I love this time of year OCTOBER NOVEMBER DECEMBER little bit into JANUARY it's the best"
"YUP it sure is"
"it sure was"
"it sure does"
"SURE ABSOLUTELY"
"ABSOLUTELY THAT's so TRUE"
"HAVE THEY PASSED ON...???"
"I was the last reporter to interview JIMMY HOFFA in 1975..."
"DO you remember the MOVIE CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND...???"
"What are the odds of that happening...???"
"That's a great story...!!!"
"It's a great story...blah blah blah"
"He died like at (insert the number)...blah blah blah"
"...in my HOMETOWN of DETROIT...!!!"
"It was all over the place..."
"I joined NICAP when I was a little boy"
"blah blah blah...ALL OVER THE PLACE...!!!"
"blah blah blah...I'm so sorry...blah blah blah"
"ANY REGRETS...blah blah blah..."
"Interesting Observation"
"I was born in DETROIT"
"I was in the NAVY 9 years"
"I don't think so either..."
"...and they do...!!!"
"...was your life in JEOPARDY...possibly...???"
"Do you remember the TWILIGHT ZONE...EPISODE...TO SERVE MAN...???"
"MY GREAT AUNT...[and then the usual blah blah blah...]"
"[...by now everybody knows about AUNT CALIGULA"...EDITOR COMMENT]"
"GOD REST HIS SOUL"
"That's a good point"
"You just hit it on the head right there"
"I NEVER KNEW THAT"
"THAT's AMAZING and STRANGE"
"THAT's AMAZING...it really is"
"THAT's Exciting"
"Exciting"
"PAT BOONE listens to THE SHOW"
"FOLLOW THE MONEY"
"Do they eat RATs...???"
"What's your TAKE on all of this...???"
"Interesting TAKE on all of this...!!!"
"IN MY CAREER...blah-blah-blah..."
"I THINK...blah-blah-blah..."
"I was just going to say..."
"It's going to be interesting"
"At age 11 I had my first OBE..."
"It is DRAMATIC isn't it...???"
"That would be DRAMATIC...!!!"
"If you have never done an AUDIOBOOK...It is EXHAUSTIVE"
"I hear that THE PRISON NATION listens to MY SHOW"
"Let's HOPE it dies out..."
"MASS PRAYER EXPERIMENT"
"I SITE: HOWARD BEALE (MOVIE NETWORK)"
"DAVID DAVENPORT DAVID DAVENPORT DAVID DAVENPORT..." ["...MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA"...EDITOR COMMENT]
"I think there are ANGELs"
"I bet you that is FANTASIC"
"Do you feel you are LUCKY...???"
"NO...NO...We couldn't"
"EDGAR MITCHELL is a friend of the show"
"...or died"
"...I don't think he is a bad GUY..!!!" ["...I don't value your OPINION(s)"...EDITOR COMMENT]
"...that's a lot of ZEROs"
"...that's a lot...!!!"
"Keep it under the FDIC MINIMUM..." ["...Yet another STUPID COMMENT"...EDITOR COMMENT]
"I HATE CLOWNs...!!!"
"KAREN CMON ON NOW...STOP PUSHING THE QUIJA BOARD...!!!"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS...???"
"...now in ST. LOUIS"
"I had a friend who had ROTTEN LUCK..."
"My UNCLE is now in MASSACHUSETTS...!!!"
"I BET JJJEEEZZZEEE"
"Nooooooooooo JJJEEEZZZEEE"
"Which is AMAZING...!!!"
"GEORGE NOORY...Please tell the STORY about the BOARD OPERATOR and THE QUIJA BOARD once again"
"It was AMAZING...!!!"
"There's no doubt about that"
"I have 2 SISTERs...1 is DEAD..."
"I got a story to tell you"...(always the same story...the STANTON T. FRIEDMAN was my first interview...story)
"...having been born in DETROIT..." ["...Who the HAIL CAREs...???"...EDITOR COMMENT]
"I HAIL from DETROIT..." ["...Who the HAIL CAREs...???"...EDITOR COMMENT]
"...I was born in DETROIT"
"...like URI GELLER...???"
"It's URI GELLER fix WATCH time...!!!"
"Right Exactly"
"WOW...That goes way back...!!!"
"Exactly Exactly"
"When I was in DETROIT I was known as CAPTAIN BAZAAR"
"SMART...!!!"
"HOW OLD ARE THEY...???"
"I went with THE OAKLAND COUNTY STORY"
"...FOR CRYING OUT LOUD"
"...isn't TECHNOLOGY INCREDIBLE...???"
"It's INCREDIBLE...!!!"
"...that is INCREDIBLE...!!!"
"Where do you find the time...???"
"MY BLACK HAWK SHOW"
"It is MAGICAL isn't it..."
"That's a lot of PEOPLE..."
"I agree with that"
"...and the walls came tumbling down..."
"What are your thoughts on GOD...BOB...???"
"I have FAMILY in WORCESTER MASSASCHUSETTS...!!!"
"That's HORRIBLE HORRIBLE...!!!"
"They were the BEST"
"EDGAR CAYCE...Takes a nap and got drained..."
"GEORGE NOORY...Please tell the STORY about the ELEVATOR and no one inside with AURAs once again"
"Do you know our friend MR. LOBO...???"
"...maybe you can sell yours...???"
"THAT TRULY IS REMARKABLE"
"...and they turned BOBBY loose on THEM..."
"It was a HORRIBLE TIME..."
"...who had his own problems"
"I don't want it captured and dead..."
"What's your TAKE...???"
"I'm in the J. ALLEN HYNEK Files...!!!"
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["...OBTW...IAN PUNNETT IS AN ASSHOLE..."...EDITOR COMMENT]



["...UPDATE:...GEORGE NOORY continues to be STUPID...What's more GEORGE NOORY enjoys being STUPID"...EDITOR COMMENT]



["...OBTW...GEORGE NOORY IS ON THE VERGE OF BEING AN ASSHOLE..."...EDITOR COMMENT]



["...OBTW...GEORGE NOORY IS A LOUSY SINGER..."...EDITOR COMMENT]



["...GEORGE NOORY has a need to let everyone know that he is SMART...(obviously a failed strategy)..."...EDITOR COMMENT]



["...SEY HEY...GEORGE NOORY (you IDIOT) JEROME CORSI is about to be ARRESTED..."...EDITOR COMMENT]



["...It is easy to see why GEORGE NOORY never attained the rank of LT. COMMANDER..."...EDITOR COMMENT]